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#1
An Apple A Day Keeps Anyone Away If You Throw It Hard Enough.

#2
You Don’t Have To Be Crazy To Hang Out With Me. I’ll Train You.

#3
If Women Could Read Minds, Every Second Man Will Get Slapped.

#4
It’s Better To Be Absolutely Ridiculous Than Absolutely Boring.

#5
I Don’t Have A Bucket List But My Fucket List Is A Mile Long.

#6
I Am Going To Stand Outside. So If Anyone Asks, I Am Outstanding.

#7
Oh! I’m Sorry… I Forgot. I Only Exist When You Need Something.

#8
I Won’t Be Impressed With Technology Until I Can Download Food.

#9
All My Life I Thought Air Was Free… Until I Bought A Bag Of Chips.

#10
If I Had A Dollar For Every Smart Thing You’ve Said I’d Be Poor.

#11
I Will Slap You So Hard That Even Google Won’t Able To Find You.

#12
Remember If We Get Caught, You Are Deaf And I Don’t Speak English.

#13
If People Are Talking About You Behind Your Back, Then Just Fart.

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#14
Dear, I Know We Had Problems When I Was Younger… But I Love You Now.

#15
I Am Currently Experiencing Life At The Rate Of 15 Wtf’S Every Hours.

#16
Marriage Lets You Annoy One Special Person For The Rest Of Your Life.

#17
I’ll Be Back In Five Minutes But If I’m Not Just Read This Message Again.

#18
Wants To Know How The Hell I Can Remember Words To Songs From Years Ago But Can’t Remember What I Went Into The Next Room For?

#19
Love Is A Long Sweet Dream And Marriage Is An Alarm Clock.

#20
My Secret Talent Is Getting Tired Without Doing Anything.

#21
The World Could Be Amazing When You Are Slightly Strange.

#22
The New Way Of Forgetting Your Past Is Deleting Your Chats.

#23
204 Countries, 805 Islands, 7 Seas, 7+ Billion Peoples And I’m Still Single.

#24
Life Is Too Short To Be Serious All The Time. So If You Can’t Laugh At Yourself, Call Me I Will Laugh At You.

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#25
A Really Cool Feature Of The Nano They Don’t Tell You About Is That Even Beggars Ignore You At A Traffic Signal. Relaxing Facility.

#26
You Love Flowers, But You Cut Them. You Love Animals, But You Eat Them. You Tell Me You Love Me, So Now I’m Scared.

#27
Men Have Feelings Too. For Example, We Feel Hungry.

#28
All Person Be Very Careful When You Step Out Today & Tomorrow… They Are Looking Out For Bakra’s, Can’t Afford To Lose Any Of You.

#29
My Goal This Weekend Is To Move Only Enough So People Know I Am Not Dead.

#30
Math… Mental Abuse To Humans.

#31
Time Is Precious. Waste It Wisely.

#32
I’m Great In Bed. I Can Sleep For Days.

#33
Lazy Rule, Can’t Reach It. Don’t Need It.

#34
Sleeping Is My Drug. My Bed Is My Dealer And My Alarm Clock Is The Police.

#35
I Wish My Parents Were Like Google… They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete.

#36
My Room Is Not Messy, It Is An Obstacle Course Designed To Keep Me Fit.

#37
Never Give Up On Your Dreams. Keep Sleeping.

#38
Be Strong I Whispered To My Wifi Signal.

#39
I Wonder What Happen’s When Doctor’s Wife Eats An Apple A Day.

#40
Study Economics, When You’re Unemployed, At Least You’ll Know Why.

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#41
Women May Not Hit Harder. But They Hit Lower.

#42
Nobody Texts Faster Than A Pissed Off Female.

#43
There Are 3 Types Of People In The World, Vegetarian, Non-Vegetarian & Tuesday Saturday.

#44
I Will Marry A Girl Who Looks Pretty In Aadhaar Card.

#45
My Laziness Is Like 8 When I Lie Down It Becomes Infinity.

#46
Accept That Some Days You Are The Pigeon, And Some Days You Are The Statue.

#47
With Great Power Comes Great Electricity Bill.

#48
If Stress Burned Calories, I’d Be A Supermodel.

#49
Dear Karma, I Have A List Of People You Missed.

#50
A Man Says A Lot Of Things In Summer He Doesn’t Mean In Winter.

#51
I Can’t Taste My Lips. Could You Do It For Me?

#52
Don’t Make Me Laugh… I Am Trying To Be Mad At You.

#53
Life Is Short. Smile While You Still Have Teeth.

#54
Interrupt My Sleep And I’ll Interrupt Your Breathing.

#55
Be Warned, I’m Bored. This Could Get Dangerous.

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#56
I Am A Brilliant Brunette With Lots Of Blond Moments.

#57
As Usual, There Is A Great Woman Behind Every Idiot.

#58
There’s Always A Person That You Hate For No Reason.

#59
My Teacher Today Gave 45 Minute Speech About Not Wasting Time.

#60
Women Love Shoes Because No Matter How Much & Whatever They Eat, The Shoe Always Fits.

#61
Never Laugh At Your Wife’s Choices… You Are One Of Them.

#62
Hey There! I Am Using My Brain.

#63
I Put My Heart And My Soul Into My Work And Have Lost My Mind In The Process.

#64
Getting Married Is A Lot Like Getting Into A Tub Of Hot Water… After You Get Used To It,

#65
It Ain’t So Hot.

#66
Sorry About Those Texts I Sent You Last Night, My Phone Was Drunk.

#67
When A Bird Hits Your Windshield, Have You Ever Wondered If God Is Playing Angry Birds With You?

#68
I Work Out Every Day, I Do 1 Sit-Up Every Morning When I Wake Up.

#69
Taking Your Ex Back Is Like Going To The Junk Yard And Buying Back Your Own Crap.

#70
I Don’t Know Why I Keep A Plastic Bag At Home Full Of Plastic Bags.

#71
When You Wait For A Waiter In A Restaurant, Aren’t You A Waiter?.

#72
One Wise Guy Invented Whatsapp… And His Wife Added Last Seen Feature.

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#73
I Wish I Had Google In My Mind And Antivirus In My Heart.

#74
When I Was A Kid I Used To Think The Moon Followed Our Car Everywhere.

#75
If You Say You’re Cooler Than Me… Does That Make Me Hotter Than You?.

#76
You’re Beautiful Until Your Photoshop 30 Day Trial Has Gone.

#77
Life Is Full Of Questions, Idiots Are Full Of Answers.

#78
If Each Day Is A Gift, I Would Like To Know Where I Can Return Mondays.

#79
My Boss Told Me To Have A Good Day… So I Went Home.

#80
When Life Gives You Lemons, Squirt Someone In The Eye.

#81
Kiss Me If I Am Wrong But Dinosaurs Still Exist Right?.

#82
I’m Not Hungry. But I Am Bored. Therefore, I Shall Eat.

#83
Marriage Is A Workshop, Where Husband Works & Wife Shops.

#84
Zombies Are Looking For Brain. Don’t Worry You Are Safe.

#85
If You Tickle Me, I Am Not Responsible For Your Injuries.

#86
Please God If You Can’t Make Me Slim. Make My Friends Fat.

#87
My Mom Said, Follow Your Dreams… So I Went Back To Bed.

#88
I Remember When My Old Nokia Phone Said I Had Low Battery It Meant That I Had 2 Days To Find A Charger.

#89
What If Girls Can Read Minds… Every Second A Boy Gets Slapped.

#90
Girls Are Like Police. Even When They Get A Hold Of All The Evidence, They Still Want To Hear The Truth From You.

#91
I Have Come To The Conclusion That Google Must Be Female, As She Has The Answer To Everything.

#92
Mirrors Don’t Lie. Lucky For You, They Don’t Laugh Either.

#93
If You Love Someone Set Them Free… If They Come Back, Set Them On Fire.

#94
Sometimes You Just Want To Throw Fertilizer At People So They Grow Up.

#95
I Am Going To Bed Really Means I’m Going To Lie In Bed And Go On My Phone.

#96
God Made Every Person Differently. He Got Tired By The Time He Got To China.

#97
I Wish I Lived In A World Wher Mosquitoes Would Such Fat Instead Of Blood.

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